David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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