Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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