You're so nebulous sometimes
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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