he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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