i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Randomize
