Small penises have feelings too.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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