I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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