I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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