Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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