I am puke
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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