Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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