I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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