Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
