He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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