wanna go halves on a baby?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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