I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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