she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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