My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
