Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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