To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nicole vs. Life
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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