PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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