My sheets look like a crime scene.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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