I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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