you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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