I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
