one might say we're banned from that church
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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