i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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