am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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