i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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