i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think my vagina is haunted
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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