Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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