Say something about gay babies.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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