Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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