Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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