Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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