why didn't you poke me back
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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