I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You ruined the universe
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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