Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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