If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
wow bdsm is so cute
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