Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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