just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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