Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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