I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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