Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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