he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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