So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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