so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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