my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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