I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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