so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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