Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
