he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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