I accidentally had phone sex last night
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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