what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize