What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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