how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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