there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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