I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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